Tales from the Rody
What happens when elephants learn they can’t fly.

About Your Storyteller: John Rody

 Thanks for caring to view… about me?   Please – not nearly enough room. 

 In no particular order here are a few things on my resume:

  • Dishwasher
  • Manager of Radio Shack
  • TV Weatherman
  • Dunning Clerk
  • Security Guard
  • Disc Jockey
  • Radio News Reporter
  • Television News Reporter
  • Dinner Theatre Actor
  • Carnival Worker
  • Television Producer
  • Talk Show Host
  • Computer Consultant
  • Chief Engineer
  • AV Engineer 
  • Videographer
  • Consultant
  • Writer
  • Graphic Artist

Things I have crossed of my list of possibilities for various reasons:

  • Astronaut
  • Prison Guard
  • Lawyer
  • Business Executive
  • Lumberjack
  • Professional Athelete
  • Police Officer
  • Doctor
  • Drummer

 Things that still may remain on my list for various reasons:

  • Desert Chef
  • Bartender
  • Politician
  • Clergyman
  • Tour Guide
  • Hologram
  • Inventor
  • Mediator
  • Media Czar

Born in Connecticut, Lived in at least 5 states, Has ability to identify pop songs within 3 notes, Used to studder, Written about in Rolling Stone Magazine and Playboy Magazine for legal and not-so-legal accomplishments, Had 3 near death experiences – one natural, Once preparied a meal for a fund raiser ar Benihana, Grand Marshall of a Circus, Described in newsaper as Nordic, Almost got arrested at John Kerry political rally in Tacoma, WA., Made friends with the late Charles Shultz , smoked joints with Willie Nelson, Bon Segar, Nancy Wilson and Billy Mumy. (at different times)  Had a  white russian with Robert Mitchem. Was told I was ‘kind’ by Jack Nicholson, Got personal phone call from David Letterman, Got hung up on by James Brown, Watched Neil Young laugh at Jessie Jackson eating friend chicken comin out of Willie’s Tour bus. Marveled at how short Cher really is, Gave Billy Idol $10.

Thats me. More later.


One Response to “About Your Storyteller: John Rody”

  1. Milk coming out your nose comment nails it.

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